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Stories

Ganesh (how he got elephat head)
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Hanuman Chalisa In English and with Meaning

 

Riddles

   
Why did the cat put the letter M in the freezer?

Because it turns ice into mice!
   
Where does a vampire keep his money?

In a blood bank!
   
Why are goalkeepers so rich?

Because they are good savers!
   
Where do Vampire go on holiday?

Dead sea resorts!
   

Joke:
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here 's a pill for English Literature. "The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English Literature!What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.The student asks for these, and swallos them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pills for maths?"The pharmacists says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter."I have to take that huge pill for maths?"inquires the student.The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know maths always was a little hard to swallo."